Social Media Inebriation?.....hic!

I am overdosing on social media. Between Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Posterous, Vimeo, YouTube, Delicious, Google Buzz, LinkedIn, iLike, StumbleUpon, Amplify, Listography, and Blogger, just to name a few....I spend more and more time at my desk. So I bailed on Google Buzz (since it was the most annoying). I'm wondering if maybe someday I'll be able to buy medical insurance from any of these sites specifically for Fat Ass Syndrome, which doesn't seem to be covered on my regular insurance.....